There oughta be a law

The Keats Pub at the Globe on Moorgate Street was, and I quote, "out of fish and chips" this evening.

An English pub should not be "out of fish and chips." If it's not a violation of common law, it certainly is a bloggable offense.

("Out of beer" should be an offense worthy of state confiscation. Thankfully, they had lots of beer at the Keats Pub.)