Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Do they know it's Valentine's Day?

One of my relatives recently asked me if they celebrate Valentine's Day here. So here's a little ditty for all you lovebirds out there that addresses that very question.

(To the tune of Do They Know It's Christmas?)

It's Valentine's
In the land where rugby's played
At Valentine's
We spread our love and we punish Jade
And in our lust for chocolates
We will eat a box or two
Throw all caution to the wind
At Valentine's...

But say a prayer
Pray for the royal ones
At Valentine's
It's hard 'cause they just get no love
Then there's the world inside Westminster
And it's a world of love and hate
Where the Lords they all don powdered wigs
And the Commons deliberate
And the Tories follow Cameron
And Brown and Blair they feud
Well tonight thank God it's them
Instead of Newt

And there will be hearts in London town on Valentine's
The greatest gift I'll get this year is this
Where CCTV scans
And there are no garbage cans
Do they know it's Valentine's at all?

Here's to you
Raise a glass of fine champagne
Here's to you
Glad we're not Coleen and Wayne
Do they know it's Valentine's at all?
Charles and Camilla
Let them know it's Valentine's again
Blair and Bush
Let them know it's Valentine's again
Wills and Kate
Let them know it's Valentine's again...


Anonymous cornhuskerblogger said...

still bitter i wasn't invited to participate.

1:18 PM  
Blogger Middle Kid said...

Wow, that's a blast from the past! I wonder just how many of those people in that video have been indicted for moral turpitude crimes (I know of at least two). I also wonder how many of those people still have recording contracts. I sadly note that Sting is touring with the Police again. I loved the Police in the eighties, but sometimes it's better to leave well enough alone.

4:59 PM  

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