Saturday, February 18, 2006

T-shirt ideas

We're thinking about making Cafe Press T-shirts to market Americans Amuck. Some slogans under consideration:

"The Epiglottis Stops Here."

"Now With Less Mayo!"

Mrs. W doesn't like another of my proposals: "Who is Smitty Werbenmanjensen and Why is He Taking Pictures of my Motorscooter?"

Ideas, readers?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot an obvious one:

"A$$H*LE!"

With a big ole Lincoln Continental under it.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Smitty Werbenmanjensen said...

Oh, yeah!

12:11 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

I rather like "The Epiglottis Stops Here." I mean how many people have a shirt with the word epiglottis on it? :)

3:49 AM  

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