Saturday, February 18, 2006

T-shirt ideas

We're thinking about making Cafe Press T-shirts to market Americans Amuck. Some slogans under consideration:

"The Epiglottis Stops Here."

"Now With Less Mayo!"

Mrs. W doesn't like another of my proposals: "Who is Smitty Werbenmanjensen and Why is He Taking Pictures of my Motorscooter?"

Ideas, readers?

5 Comments:

Anonymous vaara said...

You forgot an obvious one:

"A$$H*LE!"

With a big ole Lincoln Continental under it.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Smitty Werbenmanjensen said...

Oh, yeah!

12:11 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

I rather like "The Epiglottis Stops Here." I mean how many people have a shirt with the word epiglottis on it? :)

3:49 AM  
Blogger subutane said...

some favorites of mine:

Tracking the vapors through the ether.

Slugging it out with shadows on cave walls.

Developing the concept of Political Relativity.

If Six Turned Out To Be Nine.

Ridding Democrats of Blossom Turds.

We don't shoot friends in the face.

4:27 AM  
Blogger Schmutz said...

Are you interested in chocolate sayings? I have a bunch of them I'm trying to work into a quilt.

9:02 PM  

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