Memos from Scrooge
To: Those who didn't make the already-exclusive Werbenmanjensen holiday card list
It cost the equivalent of $2.20 to send each card to the U.S., and if I send too many, I can't deny Bob Crachit that raise he needs to feed Tiny Tim et. al. If the pound stays this high, I'm moving my operation to Florida.
To: Those who did make the already-exclusive Werbenmanjensen holiday card list
You're getting e-cards next year. Bah humbug!
To: Those about to rock
We salute you.
It cost the equivalent of $2.20 to send each card to the U.S., and if I send too many, I can't deny Bob Crachit that raise he needs to feed Tiny Tim et. al. If the pound stays this high, I'm moving my operation to Florida.
To: Those who did make the already-exclusive Werbenmanjensen holiday card list
You're getting e-cards next year. Bah humbug!
To: Those about to rock
We salute you.
5 Comments:
Oh...Cards...hmmm. Ecards it is!
So, you're making me feel old. I can't figure out the reference for "those about to rock." I'm not sure if I'm about to rock or not. And why would you want to move to Florida?
O.K., doesn't everyone want to move to Florida? You shouldn't feel old by that reference since it's from an oldie from 1981, I think. I think you're about to rock.
It's an AC/DC song. Very overwrought. It's no "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" or "Highway to Hell."
Perhaps I'm about to rock, in my rocking chair! My son gets embarrassed when I dance to rock music as I cook dinner, or fold clothes....
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