Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Things I thought I'd never have to do ...

1. Explain to an Englishman where Serbia and Montenegro are.

2. Explain to an Englishman that neither is close to Lithuania.

2 Comments:

Blogger curmudgeon said...

Why did the Englishman want to know the location of Serbia and Montenegro. A better question for you would be: "What is the location of Peter I Island".

10:00 PM  
Blogger Smitty Werbenmanjensen said...

It was an incident at the FedEx off Oxford Street. A woman was asking him questions about shipping something to Serbia and Montenegro. He later confessed to me that he knew where neither were. "Didn't they have a volcano erupt there?" he asked me. "No," I replied. "It was a six-year civil war."

6:53 AM  

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