Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Things I thought I'd never have to do ...

1. Explain to an Englishman where Serbia and Montenegro are.

2. Explain to an Englishman that neither is close to Lithuania.


Blogger curmudgeon said...

Why did the Englishman want to know the location of Serbia and Montenegro. A better question for you would be: "What is the location of Peter I Island".

10:00 PM  
Blogger Smitty Werbenmanjensen said...

It was an incident at the FedEx off Oxford Street. A woman was asking him questions about shipping something to Serbia and Montenegro. He later confessed to me that he knew where neither were. "Didn't they have a volcano erupt there?" he asked me. "No," I replied. "It was a six-year civil war."

6:53 AM  

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